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Goodbye Dirty Butthole is a cold-process vegan whole body soap
that is biodegradable, gluten free, soy free, toxin free, cruelty free and drama free.
The original recipe for GDB soap was born in the town of New Paltz in 2017.
Our base is made of organic oils of coconut, olive and sustainable palm,
aromatized with eucalyptus, lemongrass, patchouli and spearmint essential oils,
saponified with lye and water, colored with organic calendula petals,
enriched with organic oatmeal, labeled, packed and shipped with laughter and love.
Why Butthole?
Butthole \ bət-ˌhōl \
While Merriam-Webster defines the noun butthole
as "anus" and an "annoying or detestable person,"
we simply describe the word butthole as a "stunningly smelly person"
and just another "component of the human body"
that we must keep clean.
Although it is an integral section of our digestive system
and is energetically associated with the root chakra,
the butthole is in fact one of the dirtiest parts of our anatomy.
Our mission is to inspire you to keep your doodoo dispenser clean.
If we can succeed in that, imagine how hygienically savvy
the rest of your body could be.
Everybody has a butthole.
Nobody wants to be a butthole.
Everyone's butthole is dirty.
We're here to help.
Let's make this world a better place, one dirty butthole at a time.
Beginning with yours.
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