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Goodbye Dirty Butthole is a wholesome whole body soap
with a notable name and a cardinal cause.

It is mindfully created in New York
with natural ingredients that are kind to you and the planet.

The original recipe for GDB cold-process soaps was born in New Paltz in 2017
and each bar is hand-poured, cut and cured in Long Island for  1 month. 
Fresh and creamy with no phospates (biodegradable!), sodium lactate or palm oil.


Our base is made of coconut oil, olive oil and castor oil,
aromatized with essential oils of eucalyptus, lemongrass, patchouli and spearmint,
saponified with water and lye, colored with ground turmeric;
labeled with laughter, packed and shipped with love at home in the Hudson Valley.

Why Butthole?

Butthole \ bət-ˌhōl \

While Merriam-Webster defines the noun butthole
as "anus" and an "annoying or detestable person,"
we describe the word butthole as a "stunningly smelly person"
and just another "component of the human body"
that we must keep clean (cleaner than our ride!).


The butthole is an important part of us that is symbolic of our whole being.
(
If we can keep your butthole clean, imagine what we can do for your whole body!)
It is an integral section of our digestive system
and is energetically associated with the root chakra (oooh!).

Everybody has a butthole. (Yup.)
Nobody wants to be a butthole. (Nope.)

And everybody's poop dispenser is dirty. (Totally.)

We're here to help.
Let's make this world a better place one dirty butthole at a time.

Beginning with yours.

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