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Goodbye Dirty Butthole is a whole body vegan soap
that is biodegradable, toxin free, gluten free, soy free and cruelty free.
The original recipe for GDB cold-process soaps was born in New Paltz in 2017.
Our Gold base is made of coconut oil, olive oil and sustainable palm oil,
aromatized with eucalyptus, lemongrass, patchouli and spearmint essential oils,
saponified with lye and water, colored with calendula, enriched with oatmeal and bran,
labeled, packed and shipped with laughter and love.
Why Butthole?
Butthole \ bət-ˌhōl \
While Merriam-Webster defines the noun butthole
as "anus" and an "annoying or detestable person,"
we simply describe the word butthole as a "stunningly smelly person"
and just another "component of the human body"
that we must keep clean (cleaner than our ride).
Although it is an integral section of our digestive system
and is energetically associated with the root chakra,
the butthole is also one of the dirtiest parts of our anatomy.
If we can inspire you to keep your doodoo dispenser clean,
just imagine how hygienically savvy the rest of your body could be.
Everybody has a butthole.
Nobody wants to be a butthole.
Everyone's butthole is dirty.
We're here to help.
Let's make this world a better place, one dirty butthole at a time.
Beginning with yours.
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